Damn right!! It's this new thing I'm trying to do - it's called not talking. Maaaaan, let me tell ya, it's hard. It's like I go down to the drop off the mail and I come back and want to tell everyone the story of how I saw this really weird looking man outside our building, with a pink skirt on, you know? But no one believes me and my stories anyway, so I say "Hey, why not stop talking all together, right". I guess it seems to be working out alright for now. It's not an easy task, let me tell you. But I guess I shouldn't tell you, right? That the whole point of me not talking is me not telling you also of how hard it is. Or, listen to this, I drove into my garage this afternoon and I was like "what the hell?" these kids were right infront of the garage door just running around, so I honked at them, and their parents were like "WTF? Why are you honking?" And I'm like "Dude, your kid is in my way" and he's like "Learn to drive" and I'm like, "Oh yeah? Well, I have a driver's licence." And then I drove away and parked perfectly, thankyouverymuch. Anyway, so yeah, to answer your question, that's why I decided not to talk as much anymore, and just posted a picture of this beautiful fountain I went by on my way to work in Yorkville about 2-3 years ago.
I love to talk.. sometimes too much, hahaha. I make poor jokes all the time, and then talk myself out of it and blame it on having heard it from someone else... works all the time.
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you talk too much, so you decided to express yourself visually? hihihihihhi
Damn right!! It's this new thing I'm trying to do - it's called not talking. Maaaaan, let me tell ya, it's hard. It's like I go down to the drop off the mail and I come back and want to tell everyone the story of how I saw this really weird looking man outside our building, with a pink skirt on, you know? But no one believes me and my stories anyway, so I say "Hey, why not stop talking all together, right". I guess it seems to be working out alright for now. It's not an easy task, let me tell you. But I guess I shouldn't tell you, right? That the whole point of me not talking is me not telling you also of how hard it is. Or, listen to this, I drove into my garage this afternoon and I was like "what the hell?" these kids were right infront of the garage door just running around, so I honked at them, and their parents were like "WTF? Why are you honking?" And I'm like "Dude, your kid is in my way" and he's like "Learn to drive" and I'm like, "Oh yeah? Well, I have a driver's licence." And then I drove away and parked perfectly, thankyouverymuch. Anyway, so yeah, to answer your question, that's why I decided not to talk as much anymore, and just posted a picture of this beautiful fountain I went by on my way to work in Yorkville about 2-3 years ago.
there she goes again
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